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BootyDoc Presents:NotWarNerd(NWN) Page 01Join us now as we see what COULD have happened if Gina gave in to temptation.Disclaimer: This is not canon to Gold Digger and not sanctioned by Fred Perry in any way. As matter of fact, Fred hates that I draw so

mypettentaclemonster: This is what happens when I give Owler the yaranaika template

v-vic: tiz85: selkieskins: “I’ve got bad news, Blondie.” WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! This is not happening in my playthrough. It doesn’t. Period. NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Two outfits, following a kinda artsy theme. I mean hey, I’m not a slut or anything. Posing for teh internets in my little ensembles, what was I thinking. Oh yeah, and my camera is a poptart. Deal with it.

oodmoodfood: petrichoriousparalian: goldenheartedrose: This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words. Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time

amazingtitsnass: whoresmadefamous: ilovenancymiami: Not keeping this up.. So if you want to reblog do it now while it’s up for a few mins.. This is what happened when we got back to the car.. After all the flashing.. Such a good cocksucker http://Am

I drew Gilda with ankles and I’m not sure if I’m okay with thatI mean, anthro boobs? Sure. But human-looking ankles?

i just noticed ive got 661 messages in this blog’s inbox i will draw whatever request happens to be my 666th message, no matter what it is* edit: NEXT PERSON WINS, GO GO GO

Wow, I sure love when random strangers ask me if I’m pregnant. Does wonders for the body image. I really thought we were at the point in time where everyone knew not to ask that. But cool, I guess not.

“It was the second piss after you eat the meth that was the magical nectar…”Jessa Reed “Meth Pee” (This Is Not Happening) Uncensored

youngblackandvegan: black women come in literally every shape, color, and size and so when a person says they aren’t attracted to black women it’s not actually about being physically attracted to black women it’s about an aversion to blackness and

this-is-not-jewish: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: ineedthatseat: thearrivalovsatansempire: ineedthatseat: anti-faschismus: thearrivalovsatansempire: This is what happens when

So I shouldn’t be asking this question but how much is too much nyquil because whooo boy I’m waiting for the sleepiness to kick in and it’s not happening…

tastefullyoffensive: You’re never around when I need you. (by Jake Likes Onions)

helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump: jetpack-johnny: netyuna-chan: professor-rossa: “I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’" - Sir Ian McKellen I don’t understand … What happened? he

having been going back and forth from japan since i was 13 i can confirm that the high school boys there regularly drop cars on each other. in fact, this isn’t even a manga still this is a photograph.

reggiemess:I think tumblr should add a ‘king for a day’ feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king’s avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize’ blogs, changing

not-reality: alexmichanikos: youobviouslyloveoctavia: thisisbalooga: Octavia with hat. Fiddlesticks. Stream results! I should do that more often. This is what happens when I request Balooga to draw stuff. Awesome happens. I am extremely envious of

Fuckkkk bad feels city over here. Now I’m just really anxious and I need to eat, but I can’t make myself do it. And I just knew this is exactly what was going to happen over Spring Break and I warned everyone, but nobody gives a shit.

lemonorangelime: reiner—braun: Marco drawing the titan away from Jean.

avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?

saccharinescorpion: rootbeergoddess: saccharinescorpion: i’m glad he’s not letting it get him down but this is utter bullshit lmao I knew this was going to happen can you believe that i briefly entertained that idea back in 2015 but then told

gwux: robin-in-the-tulip-tree: chinaglaze: Can we talk about how all the “gay neighborhoods” are gentrified to hell? Or not bc muh safe spaces Fucking tell me about it I can’t afford rent anywhere. All those damn old rich gays selling out us

chimchiri:What do you mean, this is not the ending? This is exactly what happened.

ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for

sanjuromartell: theprinceswilly: teababe27: theseconddoctor: I AM LAUGHING How do you even mix those two up? How do you not notice? This is what happens when all our movies end in numbers. When I was a kid we went to go see Good Burger and we

ask-pearl-the-bird-nerd: FREAK NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! (cries in the corner) This says the show will go on to at least 2016 and will, very likely, get renewed beyond that (it has an order of 104 episodes with room for more). So I’m not sure

shikai-of-the-4th-world: artemispanthar: ask-pearl-the-bird-nerd: FREAK NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! (cries in the corner) This says the show will go on to at least 2016 and will, very likely, get renewed beyond that (it has an order of 104 episodes

fxckaurl: I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening

sehauns: so, this is what happened today when the boys arrived at the airport. they were pushed, and injured by the fans who, once again, completely freaked out when they arrived. this should NOT happen. NEVER. NEVER EVER AGAIN. EXO were shocked, and

Please tell me this is not happening (Taken with instagram)

Uh.Tumblr is not letting me put a Read More on that.Great.That isn’t going to infuriate anyone.I do not need any of this to be readily visible, come on.

hentaiprincesspls: No. This is not happening. THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID WAS GONNA HAPPEN. YOU FUCKING LIAR. I HATE YOU. NO NO NO. YOU SAID I COULD STAY HERE. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE YOU.

motorcyclles: what do you mean this is not what happened in chapter 58

chauvinistsushi:softboycollective:princeowl:the trick to intrusive thoughts is not to try to resist em but like…..let them happen and dont fixate on them…treat them like an annoying friend who’s yelling random shit from the backseat like “hey

heyfunniest: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

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it appears i am having a weird and embarrassing crush on a famous person :| this hasn’t happened in years i dunno what to do about it, i thought i’d become too jaded and dead inside for this :|

rehurt: OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

sinful-pleasures: Still curious as to what happened to Guilty Rick’s Morty. Bonus shit sketch:

mickiszs: Know this is not happening for quite some time but I hope the one those this T.T (might even buy it just for the sorting hat)

junjoupureporn: Another semi tracing. THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ANATOMY PRACTICING I AM JUST A FUCKING PERVERT THIS TIME.WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME TODAY.

classof1999: semiserious: Awwwwwww here it goes, and by ‘it’ I mean my tears. this is not happening :| :(

eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.

notadogwithab1og: fxckaurl:I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening “at 4:20pm”

sixpathsofbased: fxckaurl:I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening Why ya dealer name dante weed?

kyloreybans: kairo-koutureee: sobeitjay: icravesuggestion: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they should’ve never gave yall nigga internet oh. my. God. This is not happening

the x files 8.14 this is not happening

gottalovethemfandoms: My reaction to the latest teen wolf episode:Me: YAY IT’S BACK! Wait what, oh it’s fine babies got dis, why you being mean to baby, oh god what, WAIT ,WHATT?!?!?!!?! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS

worldofpromise:fxckaurl:I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening I’m laughing at the fact that the message was received at 4:20

ekjohnston:sassyrebelinpearls:PLEASEThis is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life.William is forbidden,

it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.

Romeo:So it was, the world still frozen in place, that time felt all too sudden in the wake of these confessions. Transfixed in location that was not established, it must feel like a surreal dream to her, considering everything that had been leading up

playbunny: because you can’t tell me this is not happening right now

tounou:It’s not real this is not happening

fxckaurl:fxckaurl: I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening I JUST REALIZED HE SENT THIS AT 4:20 OH MY FGGODOD

heyfunniest: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

cartoonnetwork: Here’s the first sneak peek from Powerpuff Girls! This is what happens when you call Buttercup “Princess”.(SPOILER: DO NOT call Buttercup “Princess”) 👊💢

sex-lies-and-bowties: Bahahah! Okay so was inspired by that one video of the boys twerking. I mean there’s no Lamborghini and this is what happens when you take wayyyyyyy too much pre workout. And yes I know I’m not good but if you can’t laugh

o you know what i forgot about my other au headcanon where blake can play the guitar and serenades weiss yes………..blake will post videos on her blog occassionally doing duets with weiss mhmm mhmm this is what happens

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